This is my current situation.
The past four nights in a row I haven't got home before midnight. Therefore, today is a onesie day. I am also demanding that my friend Suze brings me a constant supply of coffee. Poor thing, she's come to stay for the weekend and I have so far just used her for her coffee-making skills.
I did make her a bacon sandwich this morning though so I think I'm forgiven.
Until I make her rub my feet.
This week has been my birthday week and I predict next week will also be my birthday week. You have to milk these things.
It's been a great celebration so far. I came into work on Thursday to find these on my desk...
A vanilla latte, muffin and Doritos. Incredible.
Jojo then brought this bad boy out...
I basically consumed the whole thing.
Me and a few of the girls then went out and drank lots of wine and prosecco. Two random guys also bought me a glass of wine each. I am such a PIMP.
No numbers though. Fail.
Yesterday I went to Sketch for afternoon tea with a client.
Basically my life has consisted of eating food and it has been ace.
To make it even better when I was walking along the tube platform yesterday it was really windy and I felt great. I felt like Beyonce as my hair blew in the wind and I glided along feeling bootilicious. Although, I didn't actually look like Beyonce, I was more of a Susan Boyle trying to be Beyonce.
I'm going to dedicate the next section to men. Here we go:
1) When talking about guys the other day, me and a few of the singletons decided that not only are boys dinosaurs, but they're also sloths.
They're weird. This is when Lucy exclaimed 'the only great relationship I have is with the fridge. I spend a lot of time with it'.
A fridge is the best kind of relationship if you ask me.
2) I'm chatting to a guy on Tinder at the moment and he's got great banter. He has to be a winner when the first thing I messaged him saying was 'moustache' (he has a moustache), and he replied saying 'jacket' (I'm wearing a jacket in my profile pic). Most people would just think I'm a weirdo, but he seemed to find me funny.
I understand I should probably change my tactics.
3) I witnessed a girl make her boyfriend stand in front of her on the escalator yesterday so he could block her from the wind (it was like a tornado). I've decided I would like my own personal wind shield.
I'm out in Brixton with the girls tonight for my birthday and we're all hoping to get a snog. I will write a mini blog update tomorrow.
Wish me luck.
x
P.S. My friend Jo has bought me this. Best birthday present EVER. Maybe I should wear it tonight?
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