Rule No. 17: Eating crisps attract men

GUESS WHAT!!! My ukulele arrived! I love it. It makes me look so Hawaiian.

I'm going to wear the flowers every time I play. Well, it would be ridiculous not to wouldn't it? Like Elton John without his glasses.

I will start my Youtube tutorials tomorrow so hopefully I'll be able to upload a short video of me playing by the end of the week. Don't expect anything good, it will probably just be a video of me playing a few chords (I say this like I know what a chord is)...

I've got some pretty funny stuff to tell you, but I'm afraid it's going to have to wait until tomorrow as I need to rush off soon to do some work. Don't hate me.

I'll tell you the crisp story for now...

On the way to my fire poi lesson this evening I was feeling pretty hungry as I hadn't eaten much of my lunch, so I stopped off at a newsagents. A man in the shop who was at least 40 years old greeted me with "hello beautiful, nice smile. Do you want to meet again?".  With a nervous laughter I said, "no thank you" and paid for my crisps and walked out of the shop. Then, just as I walked out a car slowed down and a man blew a kiss at me. I ignored it, opened my crisps and started eating them (they were Frazzles, if you were interested). A guy walking past me then said "yeaa guuurl looking fiiiine" and made a kissing noise. As a matter of fact, I wasn't looking fine at all, I had just put a handful of crisps into my mouth. THEN a car STOPPED and two guys shouted out of the window "hey sexy girl"...

Now I'm pretty sure my skirt wasn't tucked into my pants or anything like that, and I definitely wasn't looking 'sexy' or 'fine'. I had been sitting at my desk all day being stressed, and because I got rained on this morning I looked a bit like Krusty the clown. Therefore, I can conclude that men are attracted to women eating crisps. Well they are in Brixton anyway.

On a different note, what were these guys actually expecting? I wasn't exactly going to turn round and be like "hello baby" and make kissing noises back. Well, I suppose I could, but that would just be weird.

Tomorrow is going to be a big post, I can feel it.

Night x